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We now have four (4) audiocassette packages for you to both purchase AND enjoy [celebrity voices impersonated]:
Holy Matrimony with the Gender of Your Choice in Three Minutes or Less
Why mess around with personal ads, dating, and ... well ... messing around? Listen to the soothing words of Danny Glover as he reveals his lusty courting tips that will have you walking down that aisle even before you finish listening to the whole tape.
Top Secrets of Successful Middlemen
We interviewed seven of the hottest middlemen in corporate America today and, through psychological torture, coerced them into revealing the TOP secrets to their fabulous success. Find out how to make the most of your empty, meaningless, impotent career choice and fool yourself into thinking you're a powerful, sexy tyrant.
Firm Thighs and Spiritual Satisfaction in 30 Days
Who would know more about both firm thighs and spiritual satisfaction than the proverbial firm-thighed, spiritually satisfied superactress, Jennifer Lopez? Join Jennifer as she runs you through a hardcore aerobic routine while espousing the healing wisdom of Deepak Chopra.
Subliminal Sexiness
Not for the faint of heart! This tape is not meant to be listened to, but rather played for your potential lover. Our state-of-the-art sound engineers have buried subliminal messages of animal sexiness within the sound of a loud, piercing dentist's drill. Put this tape on, pour the wine, and wait for your partner to be overcome with lust.
Interested? Cruise on over to our online order form!
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